- my friend: what if you dated a guy with the same name as you
- me: what if i dated a guy
There is one way i talk and that’s with
- Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
- Son: I smoked weed, dad
- Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
Everyone has an annoying friend.
If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.